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1. a man who enjoys the sight of beautiful naked women, specifically in porn
2. a man who enjoys seeing lesbian sex or lesbian porn
3. a man who is attracted to women eating other women
WOMAN: ""Do you like what you see pussy man?"
MAN: "Oh yeah!"
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An auto-response for many guys, when there is nothing good to say. Made popular by Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith, Jay and Silent Bob.
1: What are you going to eat today?
2: Pussy, man!
1: Dude, what's your favorite color?
2: Pussy, man!
1: You never know what to say! One answer for everything... "Pussy, man"
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A bagel that has been micro-waved for 30 seconds to soften that is then placed between two sofa cushions and then gets fucked by a guy (Add cream cheese for extra enjoyment!)
Since he was without girlfriend and money, Mark decided to get off with a Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy.
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A wine cooler or wine, defined as unmasculinate by most men.
"Stop drinking that pussy-man drink and have a beer on me."
"remember that one time that I dropped that pussy-man drink bottle in her yard and she knew it was me, hahahaha, good times."
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a drink that questions a man's masculinity because of his consumption. It is a wine cooler or wine, anything questionable.
'Man when TT drank that pussy-man drink and left it in her yard, holy shit man that was funny shit.'
'Put down that pussy-man drink and trade it in for a beer or i'm going to whoop you.'
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Usually an extremely attractive teenage boy exceeding all expectations. Probably the best type of guy for a girl and the name says it all. The pussy literally crawls to him... Most boys envy him because the attention is drawn to him. The word van itself literally translates into a sex master. Girls want a pussy man van
"Yo who's that guy over there talking with all those girls!?"
"Oh that's just pussy man van."
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Man who has perm. He's called No pussy man because of his hairstyle.
Meg: Omg! He has perm
Lily: Yep he has No pussy man hairstyle