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generic term for any dining hall or cafeteria worker; typically a person who tends the salad bar or portions out food as diners pass through the line
Salad man: "Cream on your corn?"
Customer: "Uh, no thanks, salad man."
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A seemingly homeless man who visits college dining halls during dinner time and dumps massive amounts of leafy greens from the salad bar atop his entire meal, including bowls of soup.
"We better get to the salad bar before salad man hogs all of the lettuce."
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The person who gets his ass eaten out with jelly or syrup by a new prison inmate.
Tossed Salad Man: I prefer syrup!
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Used to describe the former leader of group of friends, family and casual group of Gamers (not all hard core).
Not meant as an insult, just a inquiry by a "Concerned Citizen", Word Salad Man embraced the love he had for the Game, the Community, and it's developers.
Word Salad Man's "Flight of Thought" and Inability to speak out, or up, can be disconcerting to some. Like all humans, Word Salad Man has faults, foibles, and is prone to making mistakes.
If you or someone you love is experiencing Trauma, Pain, or Undue suffering, please seek professional help. Word Salad Man is, and the future is getting better, all the time. It's not "Fake it til U make it", it's "Believe it, and we can achieve it".
To thine own self, be True. Avoid the Cringy, if possible.
Forgive, remember the history if U must, but please also remember to Forgive. Not a command, just a friendly request. Word Salad Man often has a problem forgiving himself most of all. Believe it. Cheers.
1. Alcoholic, Addict, Long-Time sufferer of Depression: Word Salad Man was not qualified to help me, but his unfailing voice helped me seek the professional help I need.
2. Former Guild Mate: Word Salad Man took the time to help the Gaming Forums, considered too toxic to some, and inspire change. At times cringe, at times difficult to understand, Word Salad Man was loved by all...too strong. Maybe some day.
3. Testimonial #3: I told Word Salad Man to "Relax, have some coffee". it made him smile (there's always Decaf, Big Smile, big smile)
4. Testimonial #4: I cannot speak to all facets of WSM's life choices, but when I asked him to take a walk and clear his head, he had an interesting tale to tell. Not as good as Bilbo from LotR, but, at least it made him smile.
5. Testimonial #5. I saw a strange individual approach me wearing a paper Waffle Hut hat. He was rambling on about a lost dog. He wanted to stop being a shut in, and become a finder of lost dogs. I wished him well on his journey. He didn't say if he was Word Salad Man. I thought he might have been Waffle House Man. We live in such confusing times.
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