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What a real man packs in his shorts. A penis of at least 9 inches in length that strikes fear in the eyes of baby harp seals.
My date slipped me roofies and fucked me with his manaconda, I will never walk normally again
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The act of having sex with a male who has an abnormally large penis.
I hired a male stripper for my bachelorette party and ended up charming the manaconda.
Giving someone a boner with one of the flute things that snake charmers use.
"yeah last night we were gonna have sex but then i started playing my flute and i totally started taming the manaconda" - Paige