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A fully aquatic sea mammal, that belongs to the order Sirena, along with the Dugong and Steller's Sea cow, which is extinct. There are three breeds of manatee, the West Indian, the African, and the Amazonian. Manatees live in warm coastal waters, and are harmless. However, due to their large stature, a manatee can appear frightening to some. They naturally approach humans which could be a factor in Flordians declaring it its state animal. However, it's natural impulse to go after boats can result in death. They have no natural predators, other than humans and speedboats.
Awww... That manatee is so cute! Oh no manatee! Get away from that boat!!!!
A girl that is so fat you wonder if she has propeller scars on her back because she grazes on kelp on the sea and would be in danger of getting cut by speed boat propellers.
Guy: ..But was she hot?
Other guy: No dude, manatee...I looked for propeller scars.
Guy: oh, oh thats awful.
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A mass so large it defies belief. it moves unbelieveble slowly
Person 1: Gosh, that Greg next door is such a manatee
Person 2: Yeah, totally
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A very fat man that is usualy seen in white tees
Wowzers look at that Manatee
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Thump
Was that a wave?
No, it was just a fat useless manatee.
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When a man and a woman go to a buffet and pig out until their belly's are poking out and they are uncomfortable. They then go home, turn on the heat, strip naked and engage in the most wild, uncomfomfortable and sweaty sex.
Chica #1: How was dinner last night with Julio?
Chica #2: Oh my goodness chica, we did The Manatee.
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A confident, tomboyish, and often large woman with a low voice, who is capable of impersonating and often out-doing the male singing voice.
I love Nina Simone's music. Her voice is so deep, and she sings with a ton of soul. That woman is a manatee.
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