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An inhabitant of Manchester, a city with a particularly high crime rate due to scousers having stolen everything in their own shithole, (see Liverpool).
Not to be confused with followers of Manchester city, who are known as "bitters", (see Stockport).
Scouser: You're crime rat'es higher than ours you Manc twat
Manc: That's because you go elsewhere on the rob you granny-stabbing doleite
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Inhabitant of a horrid cesspit of post industrial decay in the north west of England.
The Manc is a abbreviation of the word 'Mancunian' and the term is
derived from the people of Liverpool, most outsiders think the Liverpool-Manchester rivalry is football but its roots go back to the beginning of the industrial revolution which made Liverpool and Manchester two of the richest cities in the world.
Scousers and Mancs have a lot in common, both cities populations are Irish Catholic in descent, a love of football, a love of sports/leisure wear, a tendency not to work and claim benefits from the state, the same weedy, malnourished physique, like Scousers, Mancunians have a well developed sense of superficial friendliness, unlike Scousers, Mancunians are funny and can laugh at themselves -many of the nations greatest comedians are from Manchester and the outlying areas.
Mancunians tend to have a black sense of humour and are loath to take themselves seriously - after 3 IRA bombs - the running joke is that the IRA did them a favour because they got a nice new city centre out of it!
The Mancs tend to sneer at the Scousers self pitying persona and laugh at their persecution complexes.
Manchester is the scene of high inner city depravation, crime and
unemployment. It is a city without a role in the world and
is reliant on football for its identity.
Despite this, unlike their Scouse bretheren, Mancunians do not give a monkeys if you hate their city and think it is a shithole. They like it and thats all that matters. Neither do they care if you decided to voice a stereotype about Manchester - Mancunians tend to adopt a smug, self indulgence about their city, they like living in 'the Venice of the north' and if you don't like it - then sod off back to Liverpool you theiving scouse get!
Manchester is a famous socialist city, a city that is historically tolerant to immigrants and newcomers, it also is home to one of the biggest gay communities in Europe.
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Mancing is a man dancing by himself. This often occurs at home when no one else is around. Most mancing will involve wearing just underwear and socks but not necessarily limited to just undergarments. It is completely possible for mancing to occur in public and anywhere.
Marc: I love it when Tom Cruise starts mancing in Risky Business.
Zach: That's the only reason to watch that movie!
Joe: You're both gay.
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1. (noun): Meg's Adorable Nose Crinckle Expression: based off of former UK prime minister Margaret aka: Meg Thatcher's facial expressions. These were particularly obvious during parliamentary debates and were the result of awkward silences amongst ministers.
2. (verb): To MANCE: to commit an adorable nose crinckle expression
Meg MANCEd as she tried to ignore the giggling of the opposion whip speaker.
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Kissing and romancing with a friend.. Nothing more nothing less with no prospect of a relationship. A less sleezy and nicer version of being a friend with benefits!.. Romancing, without the 'RO'....Just Mancing !
Rules Of Mancing.
1) No developing 'feelings' for the other mancer
2) No Jealousy of the fellow mancer
3) Always take the other mancer out for dates (this is compulsary)
4) Never PDA
5) Always have fun Mancing
6) Keep it casual...
7) Never make it obvious, Keep it tekkers
8) You must impulsively get pointless matching tattoos and/or go to Ireland for a night and/or get married for banter.
Girl- I'm so glad we're friends
Boy - Will you come over for tea later?
Girl - I will of course, if you grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse..
Boy- Standard Mancing sesh...!
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hails from the city of manchester but displays an unhealthy obsession with the people of liverpool. often found sporting disasterous liam gallagher hair-do's, ill-fitting liam gallagher parka's, and generally walks like the have a fist lodged up their back passage. they think this peculiar gait adds to their "scally" charm. mostly found in the trafford centre.
liam gallaher
ian brown
bee gees
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An Inhabitant of the English city known as Manchester. Usually of low intelligence or morals and mainly inbred. due mainly because of the slum housing and council estates most mancs spend most of their time committing crimes to subsidise their drug habit.
Officially according to home office reports Manchester has the highest crime rate in England and is also home to some of the countries worse criminals
Dr Shipman
Ian Bradey
Myra Hindley
Mick Hucknall
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