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A set of long, usually acrylic nails with the exception of two short, plain nails (often the middle and pointed fingers) used for sex between two women
“I knew that girl I met last night was into girls as soon as I saw her lesbian manicure”
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An Amarillo manicure is when one gets a little too greedy with their wipe and ends up with shit on their hands.
Alternatively it is when one gets too greedy and ends up in a bad situation.
1. Literally getting greedy with a wipe after a dump and getting shit on your hand.
2. Hey did you hear about Alex ? He impregnated some bimbo he met a week ago and now is getting engaged to her.
Wow he just gave himself an Amarillo manicure.
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A guy's manicure. Involves cleaning out fingernails out using a switchblade or pocketknife. Not for most women. Women who can do a guy manicure usually score higher with men on a coolness-factor. All guy manicures are self-performed. Never, ever, ask for a guy manicure from someone else.
-FB chat-
Girl 1:Whatcha doing?
Guy 1:Giving myself a manicure.
Girl 1:Cool, what do you use?
Guy 1:My switchblade. It's a guy manicure.
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When youre wiping your ass and and your fingers accidentally swipe across your shit and you end up with brown tips.
After that all you can eat mexican buffet I should wipe my ass with some oven mits so I dont give myself a "german manicure".
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The faecal debris left under one's fingernails after a heavy fisting session
Jon wished he had worn latex gloves (or could stop biting his nails) as he realised he had an ALABAMA MANICURE shortly before vomiting
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When you only clip the nails of the four fingers that hold the strings down, cause you're to lazy to cut them all, and you just wanna play guitar.
my stupid fingernails keep messing up my chords... time for a Guitarist's Manicure.
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A slang term for crucifixion
Sally: The Romans gave Jesus a Maine Manicure
Suzy: Stop calling it that!