Goon Mantle

Ceremonial garment instantly transferred from the biggest loser in your school to the second biggest when, for example, the former is unexpectedly selected to play for the school football team, star in the school play, bones a prom queen, etc. Sometimes shortened to 'Mantle'.

Example 1

Guy 1: Check out that guy in the glasses. Dude look low, man. Dude look like he bearin the whole world on his shoulders.
Guy 2: Worse than that, man. He bearin the Goon Mantle.

Example 2

Dad: They beat up on you in class again, kid?
Kid: Nah, the cheerleader captain blew me after math. Bernard got the Mantle now.

off the mantle

variation of the more common "off the hook" or "off the chain." Usually used in reference to hot women. (Since things of esteemed value are typically put on one's mantle.)

"Damn yo, that girl's off the mantle."

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stain the mantle

Masturbate , jerk off

My wife wanted me to go shopping, but I chose to stay home to watch the game and stain the mantle.

re-mantle

The act of putting something back together

Yesterday I dismantled the shelving, today I will re-mantle it.

Mantle

Someone who is timid and fucking weak,but won't do anything to change it.

Guy A: oh uhh, hello?

Guy 2: Yo.

Guy 2: Jesus, what a fucking Mantle.

Guy 1: yeah, you're right. I

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mickey mantle

The greatest Yankee of all time. He hit a ton of home runs, and would have hit more if he wasn't such a boozehound. He wanted to punch umpires in the face for not calling him safe at the plate. Died about 14 years ago from liver failure I believe.

Yankee Fan #1: Hey did Mickey Mantle just punch that guy in the face?
Fan #2: Well, you don't mess with the Mick after a night of hard liquor.

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ass mantle

A person with a large posterior resembling a shelf or mantle.

She has an ass mantle from weight gain