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National buy your friend food day
Hey what day is it?
It’s national buy your friend food day, March 4th!
Oh ok I’ll get you some food 👍🏽
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The day when the hottest girls and guys are born. Girls usually have the fattest ass, and guys have the largest dick.
Guy:Have you seen the girl with the fat ass?
Guy: Yes, she was totally born on March 4!
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National tell your best friend you love them day. Tell your best friend that you love them and that they are the best thing to ever happen in your life.
Person1: Heyyy bestie, I love you.
Person2: it’s March 4, I know you love me.
Rose: oh it March 4th I don't really love myself but I have to.
on march 4 u must hold your ex's/boyfreind's/crush's
Person 1: Yo, its march 4
Person 2: Ok and?
Person 1: *holds person 2's hands'