Marine

The USMC is over 222 years of romping, stomping, hell, death and destruction. The finest fighting machine the world has ever seen. We were born in a bomb crater, our Mother was an M-16, and our Father was the Devil. Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life. I am a rough looking, roving soldier of the sea. I am cocky, self-centered, overbearing, and do not know the meaning of fear, for I am fear itself. I am a green amphibious monster, made of blood and guts, who arose from the sea, feasting on anti-Americans throughout the globe. Whenever it may arise, and when my time comes, I will die a glorious death on the battlefield, giving my life for Mom, the Corps, and the American Flag. We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army. On the 7th day, while God rested, we over-ran his perimeter and stole the globe, and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers and talk like sailors and slap the Hell out of both of them. Soldier by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice,
MARINE BY GOD!!! OORAH!!!

Every waking day of a U.S. Marine.

5339👍 902👎

Marine

No better friend, no worse enemy.

The Marine kindly shook a child's hand in the morning and kicked major insurgent ass at night.

3079👍 519👎

marines

First to go. Last to know.

No example known.

2954👍 584👎

Marines

“The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States Marine Corps!”
-Eleanor Roosevelt

Cant help but love those Damn Marines!

846👍 180👎

MARINES

When you absolutely, positively need something blown up before noon, this is your team. They always remember to bring their Corpsman to keep them alive.

They only have 2 jobs to do;

1) Take the land our our enemies, and
2) Kill anybody who try to stop them from doing job #1.

Follow the dust and smoke to find the fallen terrorists the Marines just killed.

1720👍 484👎

Marines

A volunteer branch of the United States Armed Services who historically have protected, are protecting and will continue to protect the freedom and rights of all Americans. The same brave men and women who help to uphold the first amendment right that allows us various freedoms, such as the freedom to submit slang terms to this site.

"The duty of the United States Marine Corps is to uphold the freedoms that all Americans enjoy."

2013👍 600👎

marinate

letting something soak in, leave time for reflection

I´m not ready to decide yet, I´m gonna let it marinate for a while.

282👍 75👎