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(Truncation of monkey arms)
When a man sports a thick pair of arms disproportionate to the rest of his body. Usually seen in bouncers that abuse steroids.
"Hey Amy, check out that guy's marms! He looks like a fucking idiot."
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To cuddle an animal excessively(especially to the point of the animals distress such as cat or dog that tries to escape)
I just marmed the cat and then they attacked me.
A dullard/foolish person. Refers particularly to those who are either extremely slow or extremely naive.
Ex. 1: Aw B, Corky is such a marm!
Ex. 2: Ah, I was such a marm in those days...
marms are just marms. do not ask questions
"marms are so useful"
"I love marms"
the act of squirting someone with milk from a lactating breast.
Sonya's got huge tits 'cause she's still nursing. She marmed me from five feet away! Those things are ridiculous!
An undefined substance, usually of a sticky or slimy consistency. Conjures images of snot, semen, crushed insects, bile... Marm is generally unpleasant, and is used most commonly in negatve connotation. Most likely derived from marmalade.
"Ugh! There's some kinda marm all over this table!"
"He smells heavily of man-marm... I'm sure his genitals haven't seen a wash in days"
A act of looking slobbish. Not taking care of yourself. This trait normally arises after having children and lapsing back into the "I dont care!" era!
Jill: "Pam, you look like you're not doing to so well, why don't you clean yourself up?!"
Pam: "I know...I'm just stuck in a marme rut!"