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1. a person from the planet Mars
2.an adjective used to describe something. Like "awesome" or "exotic" or "wicked" or "bitchin'".
1. Marvin the Martian is marching back to Mars.
2. I hear this city is really so Martian when it comes to the clubs!
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A martini; coined by Stephen King in his novel "The Shining"; used by Jack Torrance
Another martian and he'll be slurring his words!
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A human so odd or disgusting looking that they might be an alien.
Whoa, dude, look at that martian. Do you think it's male or female?
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An individual with an unusually large head and awkwardly shaped pear like body who is extremely sheltered by his/her family. This person normally makes ridiculous statements such as “Say guys, I can swim across the Atlantic Ocean” and may claim things like “The fire department revenues $90 billion a year”. When the Martian isn’t making these kinds of statements you may find them attempting to fit in by licking windows or going for midnight swims in January. They most often travel in packs to mimic normal human relationships but when they come in contact with humans their social disabilities quickly rise to the surface.
As a question:
Did that fucking Martian just lick that window?
As a comment:
That guy is mother fucking Martian!
In conversation:
Tim: Hey Dave, I was at your store the other day and I saw this guy taking all the milk out of the racks and placing them on the ground then measuring them.
Dave: Yeah, that guy comes in all the time and does that but he only ends up buying eggs.
Jeff: I have to clean up all that shit when he leaves, that fucking Martian never puts his shit away!!
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Another word for a male, as they clearly don't belong in the human race.
Oh my god, John is, like, the cutest martian I have ever seen!
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The greatest video creator of all Time
Have you heard of Mason the Martian he makes the best videos
A system similar to martial law but more wild, like Mars.
I declare Martian Law!!!
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