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Under the influence of drugs, in an altered state of awareness.
Did you see Pauline and Christopher last night? They were mashed potato!
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A sexual maneuver whereby a male inserts or "mashes" his soft penis into a woman's vagina. The penis then becomes erect, leading to the term "baked potato." This term comes from the song "Do You Love Me?" by The Contours. In the song, they sing "I can mash potato." Originally an arcane dance form, this term has taken on new meanings in the bedroom. This term was coined in a Minneapolis basement by three men playing ping pong.
Steve: You give her the mashed potato?
Mike: Nah, man. I was already hard.
Steve: Yeah, it's a difficult move. The only way to really do it is if it's the seventh time for sex that day.
Mike: Or you could not be into vaginas.
Steve: True
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Noun: a term for a light-skinned woman's breasts that describes their firmness; soft, lumpy.
"The first time I got to second base I wasn't ready for her mashed potatoes."
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A euphemism for masturbation
"John, what have you been doing your forearms are massive?"
"Oh you know just mashing potatoes"
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If them superstitious motherfuckers want to have that kind of party, I'm going to put my dick in the mashed potatoes.
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A technique used in male masturbation. Instead of stroking the shaft up and down, the motion is circular. Resembling the mashing of potatoes.
Steve: Hey man, what did you end up doing last night?
Tom: I got bored and tried The Mashed Potato.
Steve: What!? What was it like?
Tom: It was..... incredible.
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When your penis becomes soft in New Jersey when you are having sex with a brodette at a disgusting beach house in the bathroom on top of your cousins puke from an hour earlier.
I had so many Jagr Bombs in Belmar, that I attempted to give Vanessa the peyton manning but I went limp and tried to stuff it into her taco with a spatula just like mashed potatoes.
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