Masturbreak

To take a break from working to have a wank

Person A: Man this work is boring, ill spice it up with a masturbreak

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Masturbreak

When you take a break from work (or play) specifically to have a wank.

If you lot are going out for a smoke, I'm fucking off for a masturbreak. See you back here in 5 minutes.

I am being sacked from my job because apparently I take "too many" masturbreaks. WHERE'S MY HUMAN RIGHTS?

I had been writing my essay for a solid 35 minutes when I thought "fuck it, you've earned a masturbreak by now, you fucking hero".