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A rection to:
1.Something sexual/sexual inuendo.
2.When you're about to blow like Krakatoa.
Similar to 'Thats what she said!'
Coined by the Carry On films of the 1960/70's, brought back into use in 2012.
''Come in though the back door!''
''Oh matron!''
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An older woman usually 60 years or older, impeccably put together. Hair, makeup, & clothing together makes you look twice and admire her overall style.
WOW, Who was that Power Matron in the car with you?
a respected woman, known for her skill in performing dutch sex acts (e.g. dutch rudder, dutch porpoise, dutch sandwich, also coordinating dutch slave ships)
Ryan Seacrest (dutch matron numero uno)
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Women gaslighting men to act helpful while portraying a sense of superiority
You're being a little matronizing telling me your mom does dishes better than me.
when a female (matron) chooses to openly and candidly matronize, order around and systemically dominate her male counter-part.
Bob was stuck in a matroneering relationship. Bob was forced to tell her to take her feminazism elsewhere.
We all know at least one uninhibited girlfriend who really blew it at somebody's wedding by drinking so much that they ended up waking up with the "Worst Man" in some cheesy motel with no idea how they got there ... or whose clothes they're wearing backwards.
"Whoa! Where am I? Who the hell are you? " screeched the Matron-of-Dishonor. "The last thing I remember is quarterbacking to catch the bouquet! Why are my false eyelashes stuck to my nipples!? "
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