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When an event occurs that's so incredible, it deserves a little celebration with some Matzah.
Mike: My wife left me.
Jake: That's a Matzah Moment
Mike: I hate you
A gay male attracted primarily to Jewish males.
I swear, Bill's such a matzah queen I don't think there are enough Jews in Tel Aviv to satisfy his desires.
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I was balls deep in the Rabbi's daughter's matzah box, when he walked in.
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A sugar daddy but for Jews. A wealthy Israeli who funds Jewish girls.
Yo, she got a Matzah Daddy. That’s how she’s going through college.
The proper, non-racist term for a Jew, much like kike.
James: Look at Avi over there paying that clerk in pennies, when I just saw him climb out of that $100,000 Ferrari.
Alison: Typical matzah gobbler, always gobbling that nasty kike food and ripping people off.
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Pissing in a girls mouth and then dunking your balls inside of her mouth.
Girl: Whats for dinner?
Response: Matzah Ball Soup, now open up bitch!
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A sugar daddy, but instead Jewish and wealthy from Israel.
Yo, Pearlsteins got a Matzah Daddy. That’s how she’s getting through college.