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After you have released your man gravy in and around her pussy, have her casually squat over you chest and let the drippings fall over your body-creating a Jackson Polluck 'esk painting.
A pretty lady in the Joe Mauer(catcher's position) dripping over your chest.
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The Emmy Winning character played by Emmy Winning actor Matt Gilmer in the epic Emmy Winning action show "26"
"SODOMY- It's what's for dinner!"
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The act of sue, harassment, and dmca strikes against anybody who dare speaks of you badly.
"Man, is this manbaby doing the Alex Mauer, can't he just accept defeat already?
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The baseball equivalent of touche.
Originating from the popular MLB commercial on Youtube where Joe Mauer gives proof of his bikini-clad trip to Cabo with the host, with a photo in a frame, after the host denies ever going.
"My hugs can cure anything!"
'Even cancer?"
'Well played, Mauer."
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