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Max Payne

Someone who can dodge bullets in slo motion and withstand an outrageous amount of bulletwounds. They live off of painkillers like it is CRACK!

Did u see what that MAX PAYNE just did. He killed three gansters wit 2 bullets!

by JAYONETHOUSAND February 8, 2004

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Max Payne

Constipated man that can dodge bullets

by 1337guy September 23, 2003

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Max Payne

Someone who can dodge bullets because they never use the toilet.

He is such a max payne

by alpha November 9, 2003

79๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Max Payne

To dodge bullets while the camera spins around 360 degrees and with a major slow-down of time.

Whoa, Neo just pulled a Max Payne!

by Detranova July 29, 2003

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Max Payne Thousand

Bad asf a 10/10

Guy 1 - I just invited this female Iโ€™m talkin to over
Guy 2 - She Max Payne Thousand?
Guy 1 - Eh She Ight ๐Ÿ˜ญ

by therealthuggaGMoney October 30, 2021

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Max Payne-ing It

To go for several weeks on very little sleep, often becoming very depressed in the process, ala Max Payne.

May be the result of a long, strenuous project at work or school.

"Jesus Bob, you look like shit."
"Yeah, I've been Max Payne-ing it hard the last couple weeks."

by finnishhax April 2, 2009

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Max Payne 2

Developed by Remedy. Published by Rockstar. One of the greatest games one could play. Art in motion.

If Jesus were re-incarnated he'd be Max Payne 2. Or Super Mario Bros. 3.......

by Funnyboy December 12, 2003

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