The national day of choking and making out with YOUR partner. THE BOTTOM HAS TO MAKE OUT WITH THE TOP FOR IT TO BE CONSIDERED CORRECT!
YES I CAN FINALLY CHOKE AND MAKE OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND TODAY! May 13th - A free pass to choke and make out with YOUR partner
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National make out with Chiara day!
Person: its may 13th, chiara probably has so many bitches rn.
Chiara: 1,2,3,4 I can count all my whores.
Itโs whenever you be a dick to everyone
People ask people when is NATIONAL BE A DICK DAY May 13TH
On may 13th you need to send a booty pic to your boyfriend/random boy or girl
Hey today is national send a booty pic day may 13th
Her: ok give me 2 minutes I'll send you one
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Sarah: RYAN YK WHAT DAY IT IS??? IT'S MAY 13TH!!
Ryan: Fine..
(The reason I made this cause guys on here are weird and horny for girls and so I guess its time for them to give back to us)
The day the birds invaded the US and overthrew the government in 2073, to celebrate, we scream at the top of our lungs until you cannot go any longer.
Friend 1: itโs May 13th today!
Friend 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
best day of the year. The day when the person who runs the world was born.
"my best friend was born in may 13th2