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Gay person 1: Im glad im not straight
Person 2: Its may 20th!!!
Gay person: Welp i guess im straight now
*Gay person turns straight*
May 20th is National Friendzone Day.
“Got any plans today?”
“No you?”
“It’s national Friendzone day!”
May 20th
National Ask Out your Crush Day.
John: Bro it’s May 20th
Jack: Fuck I’m probably gonna get rejected
May 20th is national suck Edwards dick day and a birthday of a badass.
On May 20th we will party hard.
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Did you really look up your birthday?? You self absorbed prick. Disgusting. I pity the weak like you. What?? Did you want a definition about your birthday? Go get stuck to the floors at your local Burger King.
Wow that guy with the May 20th birthday got stuck to the floor again. Go get the spatula to pry em off.
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