National hickey day
National grab an ass day
Person 1: I gave her a hickey and grabbed her ass
Person 2: damn bro why today??
Person 1: itโs may 3rd
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May 3rd is National grab tity day
On this day you can grab your special someoneโs boob
Sean: itโs May 3rd, you know what that means!
Mark: Iโm gonna grab my gfโs boob!
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Hey nigga wanna kiss? No homo
Nah bro thatโs gay
Itโs may 3rd, national kiss your homie day
National Move a Cannon Day. Get with your friends and move the nearest cannon to a place you think it looks better.
Which cannon are moving this may 3rd? I think the one in front of jackman Hall looks good!
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From the Wattpad book Even the Stars Can Be Hollow, May 3rd is the day that smii7y lost the love of his life John to suicide
Ashley: Have you read Even the stars can be hollow?
Cam: yes May 3rd is always the worst date now
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This is the day the most cool rice people are born. If you were born on this day then you are super smart, funny, kind, and a pretty fire trumpet player. You are a great listener and make everybody smile. Although, you should probably listen to your girlfriend when she tells you to not do parkour and spin scissors on your finger.
BillyBob: "Have you met Jack? Hes the most guccicalifragilistic guy EVER!"
Tommy: "Well hes born on May 3rd so..."
Billy Bob: "Oh, that makes sense."
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