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The enlargement of the genital area (especially the durf) by way of Samurai Moil.
Two week old Jonny got Circumcised by a Samurai Moil now he's a Durf Mcgurk for life. Plus he sports extra large diapees.
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When that special someone in your clique asks a dumb question they already know the answer too, yet waits on your response before making themselves look like a complete retard.
Person 1: I don't know who started the Sunday football chat.
Person 2: You Did
Person 1: Oh yeah, me and my dad started Sunday football. (Insert Smiley Face Emoji)
Person 2: Yeah Well Fucking Done!!! (Insert Clapping Hands and Angry Face Emoji)
What a McGurk Response (Face in Hands Emoji)
the mcgurk upper cut is when a man is chugging a large beverage and someone falls to there knees behind the victim and delivers an uppercut to his genitals causing him to fall to the ground vomiting everything he just chugged
I cant believe they made Brendon clean up his own puke after andy gave him that Mcgurk upper cut.
A stupid fucking munchkin who steals other people’s jokes. he’s probably the most unfunny person you’ve every met except from when he constantly says daddy/mommy milky.
Your such a Robbie Mcgurk