Sue me, bitch

The best thing to say to a teacher when she bitches at you for not doing your homework. Accompanied usually by double flipping the birds. Is COMPLETELY worth a detention/suspension for the pure satisfaction it brings a student.

Bitchy Teacher: Yo Jim where yo hw at dawg
You: SUE ME, BITCH! n1n o.o n1n

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excuse me bitch

Some dumb sentence my friend x_Nixm made up.

Me: "You need help."
x_Nixm: "Excuse me bitch"

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Yo, Gatorade me, bitch!

The act of requesting a Gatorade in a derogatory fashion.

Yo, Gatorade me, bitch!

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Try Me Bitch Tuesday

Every Tuesday: say try me bitch to everyone that’s messin wit you.

Bella: What’s today?
Hannah: It’s Tuesday, you know what that means.
Bella: Try Me Bitch Tuesday!

have sex with me bitch

The way of trying to force someone into having sex with you. Or in more modern terms, fucking you. If you use this phrase it could scare the person off, or make them more interested. Just don’t try this please-

Scared partner version: Y/N: Babe, HAVE SEX WITH ME BITCH. Partner: AHHH NOOOO NOT NOWW
The Interested Parter Version: Y/N: Babe, HAVE SEX WITH ME BITCH. Partner: Okay, when? Now? Later? Whenever you want~.

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Stop laughing at me bitch

A phrase loudly exclaimed when a nearby mockingbird, crow, raven, or like noisy bird caws.

A bird caws nearby:

"STOP LAUGHING AT ME BITCH!"

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you don't know me bitch

When a bitch don't know you.

You see this new bitch Keisha at the club and she all on your nigga and you approach her like "get yo hands of my mans hoe, I ain't afraid to cut a bitch" then Keisha replies " I ain't want yo dirt ass nigga anyway trick and yo bitch ass ain't gon do shit" in which you reply " you don't know me bitch".

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