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meat beat manifesto

A manifesto written by a man who's been in seclusion for so long he feels the need to keep a log tracking how many times he masturbates per day.

"The man had been living in a cabin deep in the Appalachian mtns for years by himself. After his passing local hikers were intrigued to find his secluded cabin.Inside they were surprised and excited to find his animal skins, man made tools , a hammock,and his meat beat manifesto."

by JSmith lu 43 April 7, 2017

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Coconut Meat Beat

Everyone knows the inside of a coconut is called the meat right? Well while driving along and you just so happen to notice a white Car/ Truck/ Van/Jeep or whatever. You yell " Coconut Meat Beat" at the top of your lungs and aggressively Punch anyone near you in the shoulder. Make sure the victum of the "Coconut Meat Beat" saw the car or it doesnt count and the victum gets a free "Beat". Yes, I know there are many white cars around, but thats what makes it fun!

Coconut Meat Beat

(Howard Saw a white car)

Howard- " Cocnut Meat Beat" (Aggressively punches Frank)
Frank- "DAMNIT" I will get you next time!

by Henry Sr. Walter July 13, 2010

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Meat Beat Mondays

Part of a weekly calendar

Meat Beat Monday is to beat your meat nonstop to gay porn.

Dood: hey its meat beat mondays!
Other dood: Oh hell yeah!

by MilfBlaster October 10, 2018


Meat Beat Boogie

The dance your pardner does when they step into the cowboy boots you jacked off into the other night.

What the fuck is wrong with you; why would you come up with something like the "Meat Beat Boogie."

by Jayckinoff April 26, 2020


Meat Beat Bonanza

Ram Ranch Special. 18 cowboys in Ram Ranch choking the chicken in the shower

Yo wanna join our Meat Beat Bonanza?

by squiddytendies July 28, 2020


Meat Beat Mania

When you're gonna masturbate but you don't want it to sound disgusting or weird.

Bob: Hey, Johnny Where are you going?
Johnny: Oh i'm just gonna go play Meat Beat Mania
Bob: What's that?
Johnny: ;)

by BillyBobberina March 10, 2018


Double meat beat down.

When two players in the game of halo simultaneously melee each other resulting in the death of both players.

(Player1) Oh man did you see that? (Player 2) What? (Player1) Its a Double meat beat down.

by Eppi dont! December 26, 2011

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