meat puppet

A patient who consents to submit to radical surgery or who otherwise consents to submit to extensive procedures or lifetime pill purchases, etc. in a case which has each of the following elements:
1. Where other doctors, if consulted, might not agree that the condition is serious enough to justify recommending such a painful, dangerous, extensive and expensive course of treatment and;
2. Where the treating doctor's opinion and recommendation have been improperly influenced by the fact that if the patient consents, the doctor's financial circumstances will improve, enabling the doctor to continue to repay medical school loans, office expenses, loans for expensive diagnostic and other equipment and where the doctor's primary love is for money and where his primary goal is to become wealthy, and;
3. Where the patient's insurance or personal wealth has resulted in a passing score for the patient in the patient's wallet biopsy.

Doctor x: It's Monday morning, Dr. Y, let's look over the list of appointments for this week and see if there are any patients who might qualify to become another one of our meat puppets.
Dr. Y: Yes, I agree that we should review this week's patient files for possible additional meat puppets. I've just learned that my heavy investment in Monoposuck has tanked because of everyone suddenly moving to cloud computing accessible with cheap computer terminals and open source software.

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Meat Puppets

An awesome punk-rock band that formed in the early eighties.

Current members include: (as of July 2011)

Curt Kirkwood - lead vocals, guitar
Cris Kirkwood - bass guitar, backing vocals
Shandom Sahm - drums

They influnced many other bands such as Nirvana, Soundgarden, and Pavement.

I love the Meat Puppets.

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Meat puppet

It’s another word for your DICK

I slapped that bitch with my meat puppet and gave her some chin butter

Meat Puppet

An actor.

"These are the finest meat puppets I've ever controlled." - Joss Whedon on the 'Firefly' cast.

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Meat Puppet

Porn slang for a male porn actor

"Hard-on Harry can't make it today, sir. He was in an accident involving a rubber swing..."

"Forget about it... you don't need to be a genius to be a meat puppet! He can be replaced easily..."

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Meat Puppet

Anal penetration of a female by a male while a second female fists the first females vaginal cavity and grabs the males penis during anal intercourse while holding firmly until male climaxes

Theses two girls gave me a gnarly meat puppet last night.

meat puppets

1)Penises 2) to play meat puppets 3) An 80's punk band.

The members of NAMBLA like to play meat puppets with little boys.

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