meat shield

A person who interferes with two other people having sexual intercourse simply by their presence. Essentially the same as a cock blocker.

Dude, I totally would have banged that girl at the White Deer, but her fat friend was a total meat shield.

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Meat Shield

A fagboi that runs in front of another player to give them more of a chance to not die.

"That meat shield faggot."

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Child meat-shields

Literally every conflict on the conservative end turns into child meat-shields.

Hym "Nah. You're a retatd. Fuck you and your child meat-shields. The fact that I'm being boxed out of my own labor why you are being boosted to spread retarded bullshit is an affront to thought."

Meat Shield

A condom

I gotta hookup with Stacy tonight and need to pick up some meat shields