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Fist fucking Terry Schiavo with a cucumber forcing her dormant snatch to queef Beethoven's 5th!
When we visited her at the hospital, she had so much vaginal gas she gave us her last performance, A Vegetable Medley
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The act of pleasuring oneself by the insertion of multiple produce items in rapid succession into the vagina or anus.
Because her boyfriend could not fuck her readily, dat chick gave herself a vegetable medley.
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You pick your nose first.
Then you pick ya butthole.
Of course, next you're gonna dig for gold again.
Then you pick your ear.
And lastly, ya pick your pocket lent.
Man... Crystal and I had us a pickin' medley today up in this hizzy!
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two vegetarian dope boys who get in a fight
... "Two dope boys don't want beef, they're just overweight vegetarians." -Tyler the Creator OFWGKTADGAF
-Ace- "Two dope boys don't want beef, they're just overweight vegetarians."
-Lil' boy- "If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?"
-Ace- "It's veggie medley bitch. WOOF!"
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That was a Deadly Medley
He fucked my girlfriend while I was asleep in the other room - What a Deadly Medley
A Deadly Medley: Jerking off in your mums bra, but not cleaning it up so she gets a nice surprise
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A sexy white basketball player for the University of Maryland College Park known as WHITE CHOCOLATE because he is a sexy ghetto white boy!
Yummy, yummy NIk! Holla at a sista, boy!
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The sexiest basketball player ever, with the exception of Juan Dixon who is just better than him (sorry Nik); see "hott" and "sexy"
I want to have sex like rabbits with Nik Caner-Medley.
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