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A young lady who needs a man. She's usually blonde about 5 feet 2 inches tall and can usually be found on her knees, either praying or listening to her idol Tim McGraw while draining a cock of all it's man kool-aid. Drives either a jeep or a Volkswagen and will happily give you directions as long as you let her suckle your Nutella covered schlong. Collects outdated coupons and wallpapers her room with them by masturbating, slathering her lady juices on them and sticking them to the wall. The latest batch is all Greek yogurt and old El Paso coupons. Only 4 have been spotted in the wild.
Man 1: Did you get coupons for Megie?
Man 2: No but I slathered Nutella on my dick and glory knows she'll suckle me dry
Man 1: And you STILL got directions? My nigga!
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megi, used to describe a beautiful and loving girl. megi is the best thing that can happen to a man, megi makes everything better when she is around and she might bite you sometimes. megi gives your life even more meaning and megi is the thing that you will always crave for. megi is perfect
someone: look at that girl, she shines so much and she’s so beautiful
me: oh, it must be megi
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Plant-watcher notes megi from the edge of the Kanto Plain.
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Usually a basic bitch that acts like she's something special
Person 1: that bitch megi is getting on my nerves man
Person 2: vari me karin o zemra
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The act of Albanian tourists or immigrants tipping 8% or less. The word "Megi" actually translates in Albanian to the english word "gypsy" or "shylock"
Table 4 is the worst....the Megi'd me twice last week
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she is the nicest person in the world. she is very good at any subject. she is a good friend. she is as short as a fary.
helloooooooo megiiiiiii megi ♥
A definition of a fucking hoe that is one bitchy ass girl who just wants a boyfriend. Her second home is vanilla with 2 l, she is a fucking loser that hates her old frinds just beacuse she wants a boyfriend. No one wants her for their girlfriend beacuse she just dumps everything and everyone. So just as I said she is a hoe and a prostitute
Megi wants dick and she is a hoe