Meijer

A word used to describe horrible pedophile. (Pronounced my-jer)

Dude did you see that meijer? He totally slipped his hand in that kids pants.

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Meijer’s Syndrome

The tendency of Midwestern mothers to add an unnecessary and incorrect possessive “S” to the names of restaurants, stores, and other businesses, as in referring to Meijer as “Meijer’s.”

Mom: Do you want to go to Meijer’s? How about Nordstrom’s?
Allyson: Jesus Christ, Mom! Your Meijer’s Syndrome has gotten really bad lately.

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Meijer Mayhem

When you're at Meijer and the bathroom line is too long so you waddle over to the pet care aisle and take a piss in the fish tanks.

"oh shit. looks like someone pulled a Meijer Mayhem on the pet care aisle."

Tony from Meijer

A ghost.

"Have you heard about Kyle's grandpa?"
"Yeah, he's a real Tony from Meijer."

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