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melba jam

Originating in Brazil, melba jam is created from a wide variety of fruits, the foremost being the papaya. Farmers will harvest the papayas early in the growing season, while the papayas still retain the sour flavor that gives melba jam it's signature tartness. Many farmers will pick them only a week before maturity, when the papayas are much larger in size. However, this creates a much sweeter jam, and is thus considered to be inferior. The most expensive jams are made from papayas that are barely days old, being harvested when they are approximately the size of a berry. These are considered to be the finest of jams, and can be sold for well over USD $500 a jar.
After the papayas are prepared and the other ingredients are added, (which may include, but are not limited to: hazlenut, mango, guava, and passionfruit) the jam is allowed to ferment, giving it a slightly alcoholic content. The age of the jam, along with the papaya tartness, indicates its quality. The fermentation process can take anywhere from a few weeks to several decades. The most well-established makers of melba jam will refuse to sell it until it has reached their desired level of maturity, usually no fewer than 50 years. This ensures that they can sell their product for the maximum price.
Because the majority of Brazil is inhabited by farmers, over 98% of the jam is exported to various countries, most of which being in Europe. It is extremely popular in Germany, and is often spread over specially prepared bread to make "melba toast". It is also growing in popularity in Spain, France, and Portugal.
For various reasons, melba jam is virtually unheard of in the United States, except by those few individuals who specialize in various exotic and imported jams.

"Evan likes melba jam on his toast."

by shadow_phox July 25, 2008

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melba toast

Toast for people who don't like toast. Kind of like computer toast, only more stupid stuff that no one uses.

I eat melba toast, so I have no friends.

by C. Frey March 17, 2008

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Melba toast

You think you're unique and hip, but you're really just a dry cracker.

Dude, he's such a Melba toast

by Themonarch24 October 22, 2018

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Melba Toast

A country singer/comedian with a large blond bouffant hair-do. Most famous for her appearance in the film "Bug Buster", as well as other film, television and live appearances. www.missmelbatoast.com

Melba Toast is famous for her performance art act, "The Ironin' Maidens."

by Veronica Vermillion February 5, 2010

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melba head

term used to describe a modern day female who is so bereft of common knowledge that her brain could be replaced by Melba Toast and it would have no impact on her IQ

dude 1: Bro, my girlfriend is so clueless she thought Darfur was the material used in producing fake mink coats
dude 2: what a melba head

by illatease January 9, 2007

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Melba high school

Melba high school located in Melba Idaho full of emo bitches, Sluts, and shitty teachers

Friend: so what school do you go to?

Student: Melba high school

Friend: damn dude that sucks!

by Jg708 September 4, 2021


Melba Copland Secondary School

Melba Copland secondary school is pretty much hell in a nutshell. It is a school in the Canberra region and a common place for eshays. If you know about Melba Copland Secondary School, Dont go there

Your as bad As Melba Copland Secondary School!

by WiseManRobert March 12, 2020