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1) When you're being bullied at high school but you're the teacher
2) When there's a glitch in the simulation and you start malfunctioning
3) When people find out you're a grasshopper
4) When someone spills water on you and exposes that you're actually a robot
5) When you look like Mark Zuckerberg
Menos: Hello, who wants to go eat some bugs later?
Students: ...
Menos: Wait I forgot! I'm not a lizard!
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When an attractive woman reaches menopause
I really wanted her to have my babies. Such a meno misfortune
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A relapse of the brain from reading a mindless, pointless piece by Plato.
When one forgets entirely what they were doing from reading a redundant dialogue by Plato that does not give any definitive answer to the question asked in the piece.
I was sitting in Honors 111 as we discussed "Meno" by Plato. I was next to Camille and my mind went absolutely blank and I had no idea what happened for the last 10 minutes. I looked over to see her doodling a depiction of my shoe. She must be suffering from Meno-pause like I am.
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when a girl is gonna give you a bj. you tuck in your dick between your legs and when she comes into to give you a bj you let your dick go and it hits her face
dude i gave this girl the meno mouse trap it was hilarious
When a menopausal women farts
"God you farted loud"
"Sorry I've got the meno-farts"
probably the best person in the world, they are smart as hell, good at interacting with others and their fashion taste is ELITE!! they are often open to new ideas and opportunities and will do everything in their power to get what they want. they tend to focus on themselves more than others, which helps them build growth for their character development. however, when it comes to dating they are very loyal, and appreciative of their partner.
??: hey are you a meno?
??: yea how’d you know?
??: your fashion taste is Elite!!