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big head, above average head size, actually off the charts
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a snobby person. male or female now humbled
Martha Stewart has emerged a mensch.
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A term that originates from the popular term “Wingman” A Wing Mensch is a Jewish guy friend that accompanies one in situations pertaining to dating, social events, and/or Jewish holidays/celebrations.
A Wing Mensch is often used to assist in Jewish singles events and Jewish online dating platforms including Jdate and JSwipe.
When it comes to Jewish events especially involving Jewish families, a Wing Mensch may be used as a distraction from undesired conversations that likely would lead to feelings of guilt.
Since my mom guilted me into attending a local Jewish singles Hanukkah party, I brought my Wing Mensch to help me meet a nice Jewish girl.
Me. 🤗 I'm the literally The Uber-Mensch (The man who can create his own values). I did what Nietzsche couldn't and reconciled science and religion.
Hym "Pffft..." *Holding in laugher*
Iam "What's so funny? Are you laughing at me?"
Hym "Bwahahahaha!! I'm... No... Pfft Hahaha! I just think it's funny!"
Iam "What?"
Hym "He... He created The Uber-Mensch! He created the Uber-Mensch and he despises it! He wants to take credit for it SO BAD! He thought it would be HIM! He thought the Uber-Mensch would be like him and it's the EXACT OPPOSITE! And he's colluding with his media friends to prevent the Uber-Mensch from being UBER! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAAHA!!!!"
Iam *spit-takes drink* "Ha-ha" *cough cough cough* "Hahahahaha! Wow! I'm sorry. That's... Ha! Wow!"
Hym "He's trying to withhold some me the thing that I am in exchange for subordinating myself to him! He's afraid that I will hoist him with his own petard for trying to hoist me with my own petard! Ha! Hahaha! Aha! Holy shit! Subordinate yourself to me or freeze and die because the government is intentionally tanking the economy! Haaahaha! He can't! He can't do anything with this! He needs me to not destroy him! I can't get what I deserve because if I do I can destroy him!"
Iam "Hey, who am I? 😩 I'm the Uber-Mensch... He's not...😩 Hehehe... 🤭"
Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HE WANTS TO BE THE BOSS OF US!!! HE CREATED THE UBER-MENSCH AND IT EXISTS IN DIRECT JUXTAPOSITION TO HIS ETHIC!"
Iam "hehe... Oh man..."
Hym "They wouldn't be MY 'own values' if I just accepted your propositions without thinking you idiot! That's what makes me The Uber-Mensch!!! Hohoho! That is rich... Huuuh... The irony! Sweet, sweet irony! Ha! Umai!"
Iam 🤭 "I wonder if his Reich is going to reign for a thousand years psssst.... Hehehe..."
Hym "AAAAH! EVEN HE'S👆 IN ON AT HAHAHA!!! HE'S JEALOUS! OF US! HAHAHAAA!"
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A person who uses Uber on a daily basis. An uber-mensch prefers taking Uber rides instead of using public transportation.
She doesn't like to mingle with earthlings in the bus or in the subway, so she's always taking an Uber to work - she's such an uber-mensch.
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Mensch ärgere Dich nicht is a board game where each player controls 4 pieces. In order to win, each player must be able to land all their pieces in the "safe zone" where they can no longer be attacked, the first player to place their pieces in the safe zone wins.
Players during each turn roll a dice to move their pieces. In order to begin, a player must roll a 6 in order to activate one of their pieces, in order to place more pieces on the board a 6 must be rolled each time.
Players move their way around the board and are allowed to attack other players if they roll a number that lands their piece in the same spot as another player.
Commonly known amongst western European players as "the game".
BE WARNED
This is a game where things can get heated, play at your own risk
Best played with perfect friends
Sarina: "Hey foucer, wanna play the game"
Thomas: "Dude last time we played Mensch ärgere Dich nicht you kicked my fuckin ass"
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A person who consumes a Rabbi’s butthole
“There’s that boy from the Synagogue”
“Heard his Abba is a Mensch Muncher”
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