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mercuri

A very loud, crazy and outgoing Calabrese family. They are always there for each other and you best be certain that if there is food, they're there. They have their own family gang sign. They also have a very handsome guy in the family named Adamo.

"you can tell they're Mercuri's"

by mercuri June 16, 2017

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Mercury

A singer in Queen that was so popular they named a planet and an element after him.

*In science lab* Alright class today we learn about Freddie Mercury. They named an element and planet after him. Cool, right? *Kids cheer*

by SBD2042 October 22, 2019

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


mercury

1) The red stuff inside a thermometer.

2) The first planet from the sun

3) A car company

4) Acting like, portraying, or a person who is being like the late Queen lead singer Freddie Mercury.

1) Young Steve broke open the thermometer and tasted the red stuff inside, called mercury.

2) No humans can ever inhabit the planet Mercury, because one side of the planet is too hot, while the other side is too cold.

3) Mr. Poe recently bought a 1999 Mercury Villiager, because his 1988 Honda Accord exploded.

4) "John is being such a mercury today," remarked Joanne, "He is wearing a spandex jumpsuit for no reason and he keeps ending everything he says with "Darling" or "Dear"."

by kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk October 27, 2004

63๐Ÿ‘ 76๐Ÿ‘Ž


mercury

When one testicle in a man's scrotum is very hot and the other is very cold, as if they are mimicking the two sides of the planer mercury.

John: Man, the pocket fan I had only blew as far as the right side of my body.
Jehoshaphat: Oh boy, that would be rough.
John: Yeah, it was a real mercury down there.

by Nbtful August 31, 2015

6๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


That's not Mercury

A saying for when something isn't planned, expected, or right. Or when there is just dead silence.

Person 1: Have this cheese.
Person 2: I don't like cheese.
Person 1: That's not Mercury!

by Spoonular November 13, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mercurial

Reciprocal oral sex involving a male and a transexual/transvestite. A sixty-nine with a tranny.

If you're looking for a life-changing mercurial, Brazil's your place!

by Pete Walker (Inverness) December 27, 2007

24๐Ÿ‘ 90๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mercury

Pink streaks with in the hair, that is possible to get sucked into if not properly medicated.

Look out for the Mercury, you dont want to get sucked into the well, very bad things can happen to you.

by Melissa Brown March 25, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž