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merk

To totally own (or pwn) something or someone but implies ejaculating all over them afterwords.
Commonly used in sports, specifically swimming.

Can be used as a noun: Merkage

Swimmer 1: Oh total merkage! I just destroyed you!
Swimmer 2: *cry* You douchebag!

Kid 1: Hell yeah, I totally merked that kid in debate class.
Kid 2: Yeah man, you raped his ear pussy with words.

Girl 1: Can girls merk someone?
Guy 1: Most definitely babe.

by Dub Ard September 9, 2009

34๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


merk

To leave a place quickly. To ride out

Hey man the cops are coming, we gotta merk the fuck out

by ji balla August 11, 2009

24๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


merk

murder

Now I got niggaz tryin to merk me

by CHYNADAW43-aim July 13, 2003

40๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


merk

to beat someone up with a gang of your niggas

yo me and my gang are gonna merk u

by teen sensation May 9, 2006

65๐Ÿ‘ 90๐Ÿ‘Ž


merk

to run away fast or to drive away fast

Hop in that car and swirve off, merk off

by Vaughn Hebron August 28, 2006

45๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž


merk

In the James Island area of Charleston, SC.

1. To quickly escape a sketchy, possibly illegal situation without being detected.

"I saw the po(lice) roll up on the party i was at so i got quick and straight merked."

by ReppinTree January 29, 2008

20๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


merk

to 'diss' someone.
i.e..*someone gets beaten up*..
*hhaa u got merked!

i.e if somebody insults someone else and the person gets 'ripped'...
the person wudda been merkedd!

by braaapp March 17, 2006

45๐Ÿ‘ 61๐Ÿ‘Ž