messican

A dish consisting of all kinds of Mexican style food (such as beans, cheese, sour cream, seasoned meat) all mixed up in a bowl eaten warm using tortilla chips.

Yum, this messican isn’t Mexican food but it sure is good!

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Messican

1. Noun- Bapas (Brendan Schaub) attempt at pronouncing Mexican. His term of endearment for his slob of a do-nothing wife.
2. Adjective- way to describe a middle aged redacted Italian female who's only goal in life is to seek attention. Also a female attempting to live above her means. Consistently buying hype clothing and items so they can be used in Instagram posts and then attempt to resell said items to even more redacted people. Only pays attention to Chombies for more social media posts.

The Messicans mother will have her house sold the minute Brenda Snob needs money.

Messican

Description of Brendan Schaub’s Wife

Wrinks:
How’s the wife Bapa?

Bapa:
That damn Messican and her Hot Cheetos…