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Someone to stupid to even know their own left from right , and or ,someone that thinks they know it all and are just plain fuck-ups cause they are that damn stupid
You know your a methhead-meredith when you start one task and forgot what the fuck your doing before that ,don't be a methmeth Meredith.
The meth'd up version of Bob the Builder. Usually bald and old. They are that supect neighbor that always pops out of their garage when you begin to do yard work or any type of work outside the home. They will then proceed to smoke meth in their garage and pretend to do work as well. Identifiable by the strong odor of meth and by the sounds of nonsensical power tools.
Ralph: Gotta cut the lawn today and pull out so...
Bob the methhead: Hi neighbor! Hey do you wanna buy 50 iron cups?
Ralph: No, thank you. (The fuck?) I got some stuff to do.
Bob the methhead: Right, yeah, cool, sure. See yah later! Yeah. Yeah, alright.
(Bob the methhead then proceeds to smoke meth in his garage. Later he will begin to operate a jackhammer, bench grinder, and a saw at the same time.)
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A female who does and/or sales meth.
Tyler: I saw methhead molly get arrested yesterday.
Tyrell: Oh yeah? Ashley or Nay Nay that stay round tha corner?
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The time in the middle of the night when a methhead suddenly becomes productive.
This may include but is not limited to:
Fixing their Honda.
Fixing lawn mowers.
Scavenging.
Home improvement.
Experimenting with bright lights.
Gardening.
Random gatherings.
Experimenting with chemistry.
Person 1: “I just saw my neighbor gardening with a headlamp at 3 am.”
Person 2: “Don’t you know that’s methhead mid-day?”
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“I have this lady Carla who will clean for cheap.” “But she only works at methhead mid-day.”
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The time in the middle of the night when a methhead suddenly becomes productive.
This may include but is not limited to:
Fixing their Honda.
Fixing lawn mowers.
Scavenging.
Home improvement.
Experimenting with bright lights.
Gardening.
Random gatherings.
Experimenting with chemistry.
Person 1: “I just saw my neighbor gardening with a headlamp at 3 am.”
Person 2: “Don’t you know that’s methhead mid-day?”
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“I have this lady Carla who will clean for cheap.” “But she only works at methhead mid-day.”
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What is known as a herpe infested methhead. One who received herpes while being a methhead, sometimes on anus. Slang used by I.C.P. as in " for you herpe methhead anus "
This is an unwanted infection and considered a voodoo curse. "please stay away from the herpe methhead anus".
"You better straighten up. Look at that herpe methhead anus tramp stamp hoe you don't wanna be like that."
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She swung her methhead black hair before she stormed off