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The ancient act of when 2 rival gangs come together to settle a dispute, in the correct style that should be acted out. Both gangs form a circle and their strongest fighters choose a random length of chain from the ground. This art has been handed down, from generation to generation of skilled fighters.
Gang#1) We challenge you to a MEXICAN CHAIN FIGHT!!
Gang#2) Okay, just pick an appropriate area to host our event, and then we will settle this like the civilized people that we have become!!
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A special drink where smart people drink an Irish Car Bomb, followed by a Jägerbomb and then a shot of Tequila in rapid succession.
Let's get a round of Mexican Bear Fights with Jonathan.
A knife fight, usually between two individuals, particularly unique in the fact that they have duct taped their hands together in a hand-shaking gesture while holding the knives in their unbound hand. Usually conducted to settle a dispute over food, money, drugs, property, or prostitutes.
Jim and Mike got in a huge arguement last night. Being the gentlemen that they are, they amicably agreed to settle their dispute via a mexican knife fight to the death.
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where two or more men participate in circle jerk race, the first man to cum, spraying his semen all over his opponents, wins
Did you hear about John winning that Mexican Cock Fight last night? It took ten minutes to clean it all up.
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A typical snowball fight but with a substitution of feces rather than snow, this is so people in warmer climates can still enjoy the non lethal fun of asnowball fight. A Yellow Mexican Snowball is adding urine to the concoction for double the enjoyment
Mexican 1:"Yo mang, yo motha is a jumping bean"
Mexican 2:"Lets settle this in the washroom mang"
Mexican 1:"Mexican Snowball fight senior?"
Mexican 2"Si"
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The act of throwing bent out of shape white table top things you find in a pizza box. They usually result in minor injury from dodging.
"That was one badass Mexican Ninja Star Fight."
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When two people smash glass bottles for fighting purposes
"Hey man check it out. There's a Mexican Sword Fight going on outside"