Mexican Oil change

7 mexicans get naked next to each other with one inch floppies, while having excessively bloody diarrhea in one pile and re-enacting 2 girls one cup

mexican avalanche, boston pancake

Me: shit, how crazy was that party last night
you: i was stuck in the middle of a Mexican Oil Change
Me: how'd it taste
you: eat my taint sauce

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two finger mexican oil change

The sexual act of placing a finger in your female sexual partners anal canal and vaginal canal simultaneosly to check her viscosity of either entrance. Then as the mechanic on duty you determine if she is a quart low and you give it her anally or vaginally after you attain the proper lubrication on your dipstick.

Lastnight as a part of foreplay I gave Jane a "two finger mexican oil change prior to having sex"

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2 fingered mexican oil change

When you stick two fingers up another persons anus, but you do it every couple of minuets. Since a regular mexican-oil change keeps adding oil, you keep adding your finger.

She was getting clogged up back there, so I gave her the 2 fingered mexican oil change, and now she "runs" clean.

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Mexican 2 finger oil change

A man sticks two fingers in a womans butthole and puts it in his butthole then sticks his fingers in her vagina by finishing with both fingers then in his mouth

Can I give you a Mexican 2 finger oil change. Or would you like me to change your oil

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