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The abdsolute worst possible outcome possible given the current situation
Looking at his friends smashed car, Kevin turned and commented, "Sorry dude, that's a real meyer."
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The act of getting dissed my a girl/boy when attempting to make a move on her/him.
{Word Originated from Jeremy Meyers (Meyered)}
Lindsay Meyered Jose when he attempted to make a move on her.
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verb, -Meyered, -Meyering
1. To renege on an agreement, especially a bet.
noun
1. One who reneges on agreements.
Yo, this fool is not paying me for the horse bet. I think he is trying to Meyer me.
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Being set upon by rabid Twilight fans, gushing about how incredible the books and/or movie are. The term comes from the author's name, Stephanie Meyer.
"I just spent 20 minutes in a chatroom listening to 14 year olds role-play kissing Edward Cullen. It was beyond creepy."
"Yikes, you've been totally Meyered."
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The feeling experienced after being at the receiving end of an exceptionally well-executed prank.
- "Dude did you just finish reading Breaking Dawn?"
- "Yes. I feel totally meyered"
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The worst "author" literature has ever seen. The creator of the Twilight saga in which the main character allows herself to be controlled and abused by her boyfriend. This is considered by fans as a "romance".
"Bella, you are not to see your best friend Jacob because I'm insecure and jealous of him." "Okay Edward, I'll abandon all my friends and family for you. You're better than them because you're pretty."
*Twitards swoon* "We love Stephenie Meyer!"
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An author who deserves an award, probably because of the fact that she has brainwashed the most teenage girls in the smallest amount of time.
Readers of her books a.k.a. the Twilight series our often arrogant to how annoying it is to talk about the book. Most boyfriends don't want to hear about how Edward is so great and sexy, etc.
(Phone Conversation)
Me: So how was Valentine's Day?
Her: Good, but if would have been better if you were Edward...
Me: wtf?
Her:babbles on for hours not realizing how annoying it is
(3 hours later...)
Cop: So chief, what was the cause of death?
Police Chief: Suicide, the victim apparently wasn't a fan of the Stephanie Meyer
Cop: How do you figure that?
Police Chief: He wrote "Twilight Sucks" on his death note
Cop: Wow... that's the fifth one this week
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