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Michael Phelps

In 2008, became confirmed as a new species of fish. Will probably be best known for having won eight gold medals in a single Olympics, and at the time breaking the world record for seven of them.

I don't get it, I trained just as hard as him, why can't I ever swim faster than him?

Well that's because he was already born at a physical advantage over you, like Michael Phelps is to all the other people whose bodies do not resemble that of an aquatic animal.

by writ September 20, 2008

90πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


Michael Phelps

the greek god of cannibus. also occasionally known to swim.

Michael Phelps to the people: Praise me all ye people, for I supply that which is best- green and gold

by waddlingpenguinpooper March 8, 2009

44πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Michael Phelps

A 6'4", 200-pound aquatic mammal and 14-time Olympic gold medalist.

Michael Phelps can walk on water but doesn’t want to show off, so he swims instead.

by yardcows September 18, 2008

73πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


Michael Phelped

When a man is approaching climax during intercourse, he pulls out and ejaculates into the ear of his partner. In doing so he hopes to give her an ear infection. he then proceeds to let loose a huge fart in her face as to give her pink eye as well. this is meant to simulate the effects of swimming in a pool for way, way too long such as the life of michael phelps

bro 1: shit man did you hear about shelly?
bro 2: yeah I heard she got michael phelped by tom last weekend at the party.
bro 1: yeah she's been in bed sick all week.

by timmyd0m33 February 3, 2009

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Michael Phelps

Of or referring to the penis, male genitalia, sperm ("swimmers").

Comes from a play off of the idea that swimmers are like sperm in that they both, swim.

"She gave me a blowjob and then I shot my Michael Phelps all over her face."

"I dropped my pants and she took one look at my Michael Phelps and asked me to marry her."

by formerfatboys February 9, 2009

130πŸ‘ 72πŸ‘Ž


michael phelps

(noun) To win by a one-hundredth of a second at something

Kid 1: "man, i just won my 100-meter race by 1/100 of a second!"

Kid 2: "you just pulled a michael phelps!"

by billybobjoerocks April 26, 2009

22πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Michael Phelps

When you rip the bong like a winner.

"You call that taking a hit, here let me teach you how to Michael Phelps"

"I Michael Phelps erryday"

by ahebunghole March 4, 2009

43πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž