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To excessively watch and control how a girl treats you during intercourse, making sure she treats you right and does her best.
"Did you get with that chick last night?"
"Yeah, but I had to micromanage her the entire time."
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Helicopter Micromanagement refers to a manager who pays extremely close attention to his or her subordinate's experiences and problems, above and beyond the normal micromanagement style normally exhibited.
My manager told me she is making a surprise appearance at the meet and greet today. Some people just have to observe everything and anything. I'm surprised she doesn't come to my house to make sure I brush my teeth correctly. Talk about helicopter micromanagement.
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When your boss and your boss's boss both are overmanaging the same issue.
Boss's boss: "Send me the monthly report right away"
...shortly after that...
Boss: "Send me the monthly report right away"
Previously-happy-go-lucky employee: "assholes. Stop that double micromanagement"
When all social activities of a group are authorized by a single person. This person permits the people invited, location of meeting, time of event, and activities of the event.
That crazy girl keeps social micromanaging me! I can't cut a break! Who cares who I eat lunch with???!! AHHHH!!!!
You: doing absolutely anything
JJ: YOUR DOING THAT WRONG BECAUSE I DONT DO IT THAT WAY YOU IDOT AHHHHHHHHHHH.
Jj Is a micromanager
mi·cro·man·age
/ˈmīkrōmanij/
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control every part, however small, of (an enterprise or activity).
"he did not want to give the impression that he was micromanaging the war"
Or simply just defined as Andre Fowler
No-No-No.
Just do it like this JT.
Yeah yeah JT, you were right.
Hence the term micromanagement