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middle aged dangle

Old man saggy nuts. As the years go by gravity takes it toll. The ball sack stretches longer from the weight of the nuts. Some old men can actually sway their hips and wrap their nuts around their leg like a tether ball pole.

He got a new car and a face lift but once I saw that middle aged dangle I knew he was freakin old!
His nuts looked like two golf balls in a nylon sock.

old man saggy nuts long balls saggy sack tea-bags

by D'Lila Joy October 19, 2015

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


middle aged scowl

The perpetual frown and down-turned corners of the mouth of a person usually over 35, displaying sadness, depression, or disappointment. The antonym of a smile.

"I saw Midge the other day. Poor thing she's lost her bloom. She had such a middle aged scowl."

by Vurdluver September 19, 2009

10πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


middle age speech

The annoying language used to reference speech from a past time such as 'my lady' and 'methinks'. Middle Ages, Middle Earth, English, language

I hate when I read the comment section after an article and some tool uses 'methinks' to express his viewpoint in a condescending way. That middle age speech drives me crazy.

by joecoolthefool February 29, 2016

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Middle-aged woman

A female who has passed through her forties, currently residing somewhere in her fifties, is a middle-aged woman.

Exercising is one way for a middle-aged woman to stay in shape.

by karen12375002 January 6, 2012

33πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


Middle aged man

A man who is at least 30 years old or maybe over the age of 35 at the very oldest but not old enough to be seen as an by elderly or an old man, especially by most young people around today in 2021.

A man is 36 years old.Today’s teenagers and young adults who don’t see Rick as a feeble demented old man most likely consider Rick a middle aged man on the verge of being β€œold”.

by Subtropical 1021 November 9, 2021

4πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Middle-Age Speedball

Like the "Pill-Lattes" but for men. Strong coffee or an energy drink and a Percodan/Percocet/ Oxy/ etc.... Usually chewed.

Older guys with physical jobs are the demographic here....

I get through the day on with a Middle-Age Speedball.

by Canis Maximus November 20, 2010

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


middle aged man

a person with no life, a shitty job, and is a drunk

That gut looks like a middle aged man.

by lifestyle_thot February 25, 2018

6πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž