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Best power metal album ever. Classic. By Blind Guardian. The theme of the whole thing is The Silmarillion by J.R.R. Tolkien.
Truly amazing.
Dude, have you heard Nightfall in Middle Earth? I love it!
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"hey man whats up"
"im going to middle earth"
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The act of fighting one of your friends, and yelling "For Middle Earth!!" The loser normally limps away in defeat and no longer is considered to be part of the group until the next victim is chosen.
Kyle: You want to fight for middle earth for the last chicken sandwich?
George: (Cowering) Just take it.
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The sequel to Shadow of Mordor, Shadow of War is a fantastic game set between The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings with two amazing DLCs, an intriguing storyline, and a extensive campaign with unique missions. It follows the story of the ranger Talion and the spirit of the elf lord Celebrimbor, who shares Talion's body, as they forge a new Ring of Power to amass an army to fight against Sauron. Not only do you face Nazgul but get to utilise the power of rings to mentally dominate orcs to fight for you. Although it eventually get's boring and the maps are quite restrictive, the fact that EVERY orc is unique is what really makes me think of it as one of the greatest games out there.
Have you ever played Middle Earth: Shadow of War?
No.
You're missing out bro. Go watch the films and/or read the books by J. R. R. Tolkien before playing though.
An individual who insists Lord of The Rings trilogies are the best films created and enjoys sitting to a ass-numbing amont of hours watching men running around chasing a ring wear frocks and wielding daggers, wands and bows.
Arran - "Ah lad, i watched Lord of The Rings last night! Was so fucking good"
Adam - " ................."
Arran - " What!?"
Adam - " Middle Earth Gay you lad!"
Arran - ".................."
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When you defecate in and around your lovers mouth and he/she/it performs a bloodcurling scream and exhales fecal matter. Much like a dragon, without the feces. Most commonly used in Lord of the Rings. Most notable occurence is when Gandalf performed this on Legolas during the Battle of Gondor.
Late one night after Alec got done supervising his church youth group, he came home to see his Homosexual lover Remi engaged in an affair with Eric. A couple days later, Alec told Remi to come into the room. When Remi came into the room, Alec suprised him by shitting all over his mouth and down his throat. Enraged by this, Remi let out a huge roar expelling poo from his mouth.
After witnessing this act of revenge, Lily Twodicks proclaimed "eeeeeewwwww why did you just give him a Middle Earth Mud Dragon?"
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The History of Middle-earth (commonly referred to as HoME) is, like the better known Silmarillion, a compilation of the work of J.R.R. Tolkien put together and published by his son Christopher after his death. If your thought the Lord of the Rings was a brick you ain't seen nothing yet – HoME is comprised of twelve volumes of coffee table adorning glory (not including the index which gets its own book).
HoME is comprised of older versions of stories found elsewhere and material that didn't make it into the Lord of the Rings or the Silmarillion.
Met by cries “but this contradicts the canon!” HoME is frequently perused by hardcore Tolkien fans trying to figure out just how biased the imaginary in-universe authors of the texts really are and who the hell Tom Bombadil is anyway.
In addition to being an interesting read The History of Middle-earth can also be used to press laundry and kill cockroaches.