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Easily The Dirtiest Most Fucked up Place on the face of the earth. Its a Place Where Abo's Congregate To Drink Emu Export...Then Sleep...And in some cases....Die. Midland is a pimple on societys ass. Oh yea i spose its got a train station which is ok...But the rest is Fucked.
P.S - Midland Is in Australia, W.A....
"Dude are you going to midland tonight?", "What the fuck man? Who in their right mind would want to go there???"
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Midland, Texas. The single most amazing town in the entire world. There is legitimately no other place to live other than Midland. When people talk about how awful it is, it is very obviously a very funny joke because no one would EVER say anything bad about Midland, Texas. Because honestly, there is absolutely nothing bad to say about this wonderful place. Everyone is so classy and friendly and smart and there is never a dull moment. One will never run out of things to do in Midland. Why? Because it is the best town in the entire fucking world. Everyone wishes they could live there, but they're scared they'll never want to leave. Midland forever.
person 1: Hey what should we do tonight? I'm so bored.
person 2: LETS GO TO MIDLAND!
person 1: YEAH! best idea you've EVER HAD!!!!
person 1: this is almost as great as midland.
person 2: nothing is as great as midland.
person 1: I love you like I love Midland.
person 2: Wow, let's just get married now.
MIDLUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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The Midlands -
1. A fictional place in Britain because no one knows where it really starts or finishes.
2. Re-named to Birmingham to disguise its poor identity and reputation. This didn't work
''I'm from the Midlands''
''You mean you're from Birmingham''
''Yes''
''Poor Sod''
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The UK's purgatory. Sweet F all actually happens there and it is home to one of the most irritating accents in the British Isles. Worse than hell because at least hell has pain, the midlands have no emotion, style or climate. The midlands are inhabited by a group of Southern wannabes who hate the North due to jealousy of it's beauty and the South due to jealousy of it's food.
When I'm king, I'm gonna build a bridge over the midlands so the North and South of England can visit each other undisturbed.
Oh scrote, we're in the midlands.
Fancy some rat poison
Sure
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A boring city full of snobby rich folks that keep everything hidden, also known as "pleasantville"
man def not midland mi that place sucks its boring
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A bottomless void at which life has a hard time of escaping. 3 bars and 218 churches, this town is not suitable for teenagers or young adults.
A great place to raise kids and grow old, but Midland, Tx is a hell hole for those between 12 and 30.
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Following the completion of some "extra curricular" activity which ultimately prevents the "mark" from doing anything meaningful with their lives; the 'Maestro' of the "Midland 2Step" slides out of bed, moving majestically towards the window, the 'Maestro' then wipes his penis on the curtains, before exiting the window and taking off into the night.
Maestro: With all the grace of a one legged Swan, I busted out the "Midland 2Step" and I was out of there like a local with a Dole cheque.
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