Random
Source Code
Random
The unit of measure for how worn out a woman's vagina is which takes into account such factors as the cumulative number of thrusts from penises into her vagina, the size of each penis, how often she uses a dildo, the size of the dildo, how many babies she's had, etc...
Cock mileage is the unit of measure for the comprehensive wear that has been imposed on a woman's vagina and an indicator of how pleasurable sex with her will be.
Men with larger penises will usually be able to tolerate women with higher cock mileage and will usually rack up cock mileage on a woman faster than a more modestly equipped man.
Friend A) Dude, I bet Sarah's vag feels nicer than Terry's. She's only had a couple boyfriends, so I bet it's still pretty nice and tight.
Friend B) Naw, man. I know Terry's kind of a slut, but she usually goes for guys with low self-esteem stemming from their inadequate penises. Sarah's definitely got higher cock mileage. She fucked her last boyfriend at least twice daily, and that guy had a phallusaurus rex.
15👍 2👎
Female traveler with a compulsion to collect airline frequent flier miles/points. Obsessively charges every possible item on her airline-affiliated credit cards. She selects hotels & rental car companies based on how many promotions or bonus miles they will contribute to her accounts.
She's got her Elite status cards and sits in First Class drinking Champagne with the suits because she's a serious mileage whore.
122👍 26👎
noun.
the relative mileage on a woman's vagina as calculated by multiplying the average length of a males genetial times the number of thrusts the womans vagina has received over its life time...i.e. the sluttier the girl the higher the pussy mileage
Paris Hilton has a high pussy mileage
104👍 22👎
Although not identified as gender specific, the term "High Mileage" in a slang context is generally defined as any woman who is either known or perceived to have been with numerous sexual partners.
The term may also be seen or written as High-Mileage.
Thomas was becoming interested in Maxine but decided against it upon hearing she had a reputation for being a high mileage girl.
50👍 11👎
A means of describing the amount of marijuana consumed per hit.
Dude, I'm all for smoking out of the bong, but this bowl gets way better grass mileage.