Milk Carton

When you milk a bong so good, it becomes a milk carton.

You're milking the shit out of that bong John, that's a damn milk carton right there.

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Milk Carton

Milk Carton - When a HUMAN BEING acts like a lost puppy, and trails the nearest person they find like a ghost.

Both referred to as Milk Carton, for 1. having the appearance of a lost child on a milk carton. Or 2. still somehow attached to their mother's tit.

Okay, you guys, we have to seriously create some insane escape route from this area…there is a Milk Carton wondering around…if he see's any of us we are all fucked for the rest of the day!! He'll never leave us alone!!

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milk cartoned

past tense of milk carton.

That guy gave me a hard time so I milk cartoned him.

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milk carton syndrome

A compulsive habit of collecting milk cartons and filling rooms up to the ceiling with them.

Poor fellow had a very large house with only one room to live in, thanks to a life long disability called milk carton syndrome.

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milk carton booty

When the booty on a girl is so flat, it looks like it went missing.

Guy 1:”damn. Look at her booty. It’s so flat”
Guy 2:” yeah. She has milk carton booty”

Milk Carton Mugshot.

The type of picture that looks like it could be on a milk carton.

Tom: Dude, I was so drunk last night!
Steve: I know, I saw the pictures. Just about every picture of you was a milk carton mugshot.

Pandora’s Milk Carton

Pandora’s Milk Carton is when you put an entire school lunch in a full carton of school skim choccy milk it is extremely disgusting

My Friend made Pandora’s Milk Carton in the School Cafeteria, it was so disgusting.