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an opaque beige fluid rich in fat and protein, secreted by female chickens for the nourishment of their young. Only one breed of chicken secretes milk, they can be found in Yeagertown, Pennsylvania. Locals have been drinking chicken milk for years, but it is a well kept secret because the bird is so rare. If you travel to yeagertown the locals will deny this legend, they will even pass it off ass a complete farce.
can I please have a glass of chicken milk?
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The milk that comes out of your friends nipples after he refuses to complete the dare or challenge you put him up to
Steve had chicken milk on his shirt after refusing to suck my balls!
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A white nutritious substance produced from mammary glands of lactating female poultry, enabling hens to nurse young chicks unable yet to consume whole foods as nourishment. Chicken milk may also be manually extracted through the teats of chickens for human consumption. This is a low-fat and acceptable alternative to those who may be unable to consume other variants of milk such as but not limited to: almond, soy, goat, or cow milk. While agriculturally, chicken dairy is a multi-billion dollar industry, milking chickens can be labor intensive, and frustrating, due to the bird's multitude of feathers, sharp beak and claws, bitchy hormonal disposition, and of course, teeny-tiny nipples.
"If cow's milk is too rich, just try low-fat and delicious chicken milk!"
"No swiss on my burger please, throw some chicken cheese on there."
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(V) To totally screw up. Have good intentions, but fail miserably.
Tyson got up early, shaved and had a cup of coffee. But the second he spoke to the client, he really "milked the chickens."