milk

A beverage that the parent of a certain avetard wants his son to consume everyday but his son is drinking everything except milk. Usually when the avetards have milk in the avetard fridge, it will end up extremely spoiled because nobody will touch it or throw it out. It will also stink up the whole fucking apartment and will leave a permanent stench.

I opened the avetard fridge to get some milk and it was so spoiled so I checked the expiration date and it had expired three months ago.

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Milk

The product that make dads disappear, until (name disappointment here) have become a successful and productive part of society, something your dad has no sense of.

Your Mother: Babe were out of milk
Your dad: I'll go get some then from the store
20 years later...
You: Wow I cannot believe I have finally got 3 stacks of minecraft diamonds

Your dad in the lobby: *Hands you a bucket of milk for your diamonds*

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Milk

Milk is good and makes your bones strong

Source of milk: Ryan Ross

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Milk

milk is cereal sauce

I forgot to get some Cereal Sauce from the store. Someone asked what milk was and i said milk is cereal sauce.

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milk

cum... its cum

she just drank some "milk"

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milking it

taking more time or advantage than you're really due because you can get away with it. Short for "milking it for all it's worth."

Sara's at home taking care of her sick boyfriend. Hasn't he had that cold for two weeks? Yeah, he's milking it.

Isn't Bill back from that job yet? Still gone, he must be milking it.

Is Johnnie still crying--she hardly hit him? Oh, he's milking it.

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Milking It

When you deliberately drag something out to the point of taking the piss and abusing the gratitude of others.

"Hey do you know when chapman is back at work" "the guy with the broken leg? nah man he's still milking it"

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