milk-baby

Putting a baby into a roasting pan 1/4 full of milk and then putting it in the oven with the heat on. This is done when a caucasian baby is born but it is not white enough for the parents, usually the mother. When the child is done cooking the baby is now white enough, like milk. The result is usually a dead baby.

Ted: Have you seen Susan around?
Tom: Didn't you hear? That crazy bitch went to jail for putting her kids in the oven with milk. Wouldn't stop saying "milk-baby, milk-baby"
Ted: WTF?
Tom: WTF is right

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Weetabix and milk baby

A phrase used by Maxmoefoe in iDubbbzTV’s videos, especially referenced in ‘ Giant Panda Mating Season’ featuring maxmoefoe, Filthy Frank and Anything4views. It is used to exclamate vivid euphoria and excitement.

Example:

During the video: Giant Panda Mating Season, Max and Frank are dressed up as pandas having the time of their life and not giving a shit, they are both very ecstatic to be in such a position.

Max and Frank in unison: “WOO, WEETABIX AND MILK BABY!”

I GOT MILK, BABY

I got milk is not just a saying, it is a way of life. you drink your milk so you can kick the living shit out of everyone because of it and you wan't to let them know in the worst way possible

When everyone doubts you and no one respects you.fuck them and remind them you got milk baby

Popularized by punch drunk idiot james toney after beating evander holleyfield

"Get that weak shit out of here...don't you know?... I GOT MILK!?"

"god damn that guy has balls....he's got milk!"

Chickenhead: Why are you so good at sex relations?
Me: well dirty hoe, I Got MILK, Baby!

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Spilled Milk Baby

When a man cums during anal where the female is "face down ass up" causing the ass hole too ooze cum down her peranium and into the vagina. The motion of the cum looks like that if spilled milk. This then leads to pregnancy and eventually the birth of a spilled milk baby. Spilled milk babys tend to have an incredible ass but a less then average face, just like anyone "face down ass up" like there mother.

Hey Ellie, why do you look like a rat but still have an amazing ass?
It's cause I'm a spilled milk baby

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