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A Millenial is someone who's only been torturing people for a thousand years
- Michael from The Good Place
Michael: These Millenials, they have no work ethic...
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A generation that has gone through life without a single butt whipping for doing stupid crap, and think stupid crap is just another option.
Those millenials are protesting having to learn enough cursive to sign their name.
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a bunch of crazed motherfuckers
"WTF is wrong with people these days?"
"They are Millenials what do you expect, David."
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A single person belonging to an entire generation of human morons (i.e., noobs) responsible for developing flashing green lights that indicate a left turn can be made rather than the old tried-and-true green arrow, as if it is an improvement.
Jane: "Did you see that new, super annoying flashing green light in town?"
Ry: "Heck yes, I did! I saw some old guy get rear-ended there last week because he didn't know he could make a left turn."
Jane: "Yeah, I thought the green arrow was pretty straightforward. The change must have been the work of some stupid millenial."
Ry: "Agreed."
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Creatures that died from being shot by the government when trying to illegally enter a military base aka Area 51
Grandkid: Grandpa, what was the 2000s like?
Grandpa: Have you ever heard of millenials?
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Have you been on YouTube lately? OMG the kids comments are insipid and they get 600 likes! ..
oh and the spelling and grammar is appalling and I end like a schoolteacher correcting them... millenials are the pinnacle of DOOM..
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People who were born in the early 1980s to late 90s. They love taking quizzes of in which harry potter house they are in, but on reality, they dont have a house, just a apartment rent. They are funny and cool but at the end of the day, they're just old. If you roast them, they call you zoomer. Phrases of them are: Ravenclaw and proud!😜🤙🏼or ok zoomer or Wait, dont talk to me until i had my coffee 🤭🤫or Wait, let me check my facebook account
Katie: I HATE MY JOB. I am a coffee addict I am so quirky
Y/n: You are such a millenials
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