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Kanye West:
If a stripper named Porscha and u get tips from many men
Then your fat friend her nickname is Minivan
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a car that is every teenagers nightmare to be driven in
you havea minivan? sorry i cant go out with you
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Every time you buy a minivan, the world gets a little bit gayer
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A family vehicle driven by men who by mischance got their girlfriends pregnant. Therefore they get the sport edition to still retain their manliness and look cool doing it.
"that fuckin minivan drives likes he's in an F-1 racing minivan"
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In a group of 3 people, the second fattest.
Stacy's a unicycle, Jackie's a minivan, Mariah's a School Bus.
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A vehicle driven by a male who has given up on life.
John stopped driving the minivan when his Prozac kicked in.
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Just like it sounds, two in the front, five in the back (child seats not required but accepatable).
Preferred by soocer milfs. (Bong...)
I was at a soccer game the other day, and I walked up to your mother and ripped off her mom's jeans, and proceeded to put two fingers in her worn-out five kid puss and gave her other orfice (her gaping asshole) a heavyweight prize-fighter knockout punch. The minivan!
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